And perhaps some good will come out of this.... As she goes on to lead her off-world colony....
Sarah's 10+ reasons:
10. Hey, we're quittin' in Iraq too. What's the problem?
9. Cheney called: Wants less vigilance on Russia from here. He's alerting the media about Obama's weak Wasilla security.
8. Entrepreneurial spirit. "Perfect Nails of Wasilla/Lake Lucille", opening soon!
7. Guns and religion: More cling time.
6. Announced on July 3rd, date of the end of Civil War's Battle of Gettysburg. See, they quit too!
5. Obama stayed on as Senator during his 2008 run, and just look at him today....
5a. Ran most state business through personal email. Pretty much plan to continue, without silly title or pesky scrutiny.
4. Talk radio! I can do that! I talk!
3. Wolves on the run in Alaska. AK-47s loaded, flying the Piper Cub on to the lower 48.
2. Anchorage Burlington Coat store just not cutting it. Plus they have apparent "no looting" policy.
1. Time to build up national third party, 2012: "Independence from taxes and nothing else complicated."
Extra bonus list item. A new, higher calling: To work with The Museum of Alaska Transportation and Industry (Wasilla,AK) "...to give a home to the transportation and industrial remnants and tell the stories of the people and the machines that opened Alaska to exploration and growth."
(Photo credit: Pfc. Christopher Grammer, 50th Public Affairs Detachment."This image is a work of a U.S. Army soldier or employee, taken or made during the course of the person's official duties. As a work of the U.S. federal government, the image is in the public domain.")
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